Jack Handey

Deep Thoughts was one of my favorite segments of Saturday Night Live, and thankfully, they've been (officially) published online. Some of them are too odd to be funny, but some strike the perfect balance of absurdest humor that makes me laugh.

One of my favorites...

"If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell
him is, "God is crying."  And if he asks why God is crying, another cute
thing to tell him is, "Probably because of something you did."