Looking Minnesota, Feeling Minnesota

As many of my readers know, I listen to a lot of music. When I was in my heavy classic rock phase during high school, I frequented the sounds of CSNY. Little did I know that the styles of CSNY would frequent my life yet again.

And by styles, I mean hairstyles. Particularly, the hairstyle of David Crosby.



The hairstyle boils down to pride from hair lost, and insistence that long hair still looks good, despite bald-spot. Ladies and gentlemen, I bring you, the "David Crosby". (See also the "cryptkeeper" and the "hatless Santa" ).

The best part of this hairstyle? It's popularity in Minnesota. I have seen more "DCs" in the Twin Cities areas than I've seen meat auctions, curling rinks, or weather at zero kelvin*.

Now, I know it's probably not easy to go bald. Heck, Larry David taught me that bald people have a secret society (and hand signal) to bond over their follicle fate.


Let's come to grips with reality. You no longer look cool with long hair! The age of Aquarius has subsided, flower child. Respect yourself and go for the much more fashionable "Kenny Kellogg" or perhaps "Sergio Roth".

You can keep the mustache, though.


*the temperature at which matter stops moving. absolute zero.